Having recently discussed with Martin Edwards the efforts writers can go to in order to keep things fresh, I can understand how, after five books in three years featuring Sir Clinton Driffield as sleuth, J.J. Connington would fancy a change. This might be unfair to Driffield, however, for the simple fact that the plot Connington cooked up for The Eye in the Museum (1929) is about the dullest thing anyone would put on paper in that decade. With interview after interview after interview after interview, we’re not Dragging the Marsh (© Brad Friedman) so much as dying inside. No, that’s not clever; this book has left me unable to care.
Okay, Jim, take a deep breath. Let’s do this.
The first two chapters at least establish some promising-if-familiar ideas: young, newly-engaged Joyce Hazlemere is bound by one of those Stupids Wills of Fiction to live with her obstreperous, bibulous aunt Evelyn Fenton, who in turn is gambling away Joyce’s inheretance. If only Aunt Evelyn were to die, Joyce and her beau Leslie Seaforth are moved to reflect — out loud, of course — all their problems would be solved. And then Aunt Evelyn does die, and Joyce and Leslie don’t seem, to the eye of the prevaricating Dr. Platt, to be quite so cut up as they should about the suspicious departure. And when it’s revealed that Aunt Evelyn died from pressure to the neck, and that the erudite Joyce might have been alone in the house with her at the time of death…well, the mind gets to wondering.
I wish to dwell on these opening chapters, because it is downhill all the way once they’re done. The eponymous Eye might at first be suspected as the historically-significant glass variety that belonged to Mr. Struan, creator of the museum where the book opens. In fact, it’s the camera obscura in the museum’s attic, directed on the surrounding neighbourhood, where Joyce and Leslie go to look around the town and introduce us to all the characters who are about to wander in and out of the narrative. This is as nakedly obvious a piece of ‘How the bloody hell else am I supposed to let you know who these people are?’ as I’ve ever encountered, but it’s charmingly written and neatly handles the various characteristics of each person in turn so that when Superintendent Ross hoves into view and starts interviewing everyone we at least have a sense of how thy relate to each other and how their character is borne out in conversation. Chapter 1, then, is a quiet success. So far, so good.
Equally, when we meet each character in the course of the book, they typically get a moment of thumbnail personality that will have to do for the remainder. See lawyer James Corwen whose attitude throughout the inquest into the death “was that of a man invited to the first night of a boring play which he must sit through out of courtesy to his host”. Or this sharp exchange between Dr. Platt and amateur astronomer Joshua Marton on the evening that the former is called to first discover the body of unfortunate Aunt Evelyn:
“Is that you, Platt? You’re out late, surely. Is anyone ill, over there?”
“No,” Platt assured him sarcastically. “Only a burst pipe would bring me out at this hour. Don’t you know I do a bit of plumbing in my spare time?”
No-one will be anything like as interesting on second appearance as they are on their first. Indeed, immediately succeeding this rare bit of spirit Platt reverts to extremely long-winded and overly-cautious means to assure himself that Evelyn is indeed dead — fascinating, given the number of times fictional doctors simply arrive, pronounce death, and bugger off to allow the actual plot to happen, but it did leave me wondering if I’d missed some locum in attendance with him. I should have enjoyed this while it lasted, because the slopes become somewhat desolate and treacherous from here.
Early on, Superintendent Ross is described as having sat through the inquest as if “bored by the whole affair”, and turns out to be as meta a piece of fiction as was ever written. Not knowing his way around the town or its principal players, he embarks on a series of interviews which would give Hawk and Fisher a run for their money in their monotony — this making me think of Hawk and Fisher should have been an early warning, eh? — running approximately thus:
Ross: What do you know about the murder?
Suspect A: Nothing!
Ross: Okay, then. What do you know about Suspect B?
Suspect A: Well, I know [something wildly out of character]
Ross: That’ll be all, thank-you
Ross goes to interview Suspect B
Ross: What do you know about the murder?
Suspect B: Nothing!
Ross: What about [thing Suspect A told him]?
Suspect B: Lawks-a’-mercy! How can you know that?!
Ross: Never you mind. What do you know about Suspect C?
Suspect B Well, I know [something wildly out of character]
Ross: That’ll be all, thank-you
The chapter wherein all the clues are laid out is hilarious for how much Connington seems to want to gloss over the fact that Ross only finds out who the killer was because someone was using the camera obscura and tells him what they saw with four chapters to go. There’s a chase that wants to make up for all the dull interviews, then a literal listing of the — ahem — clues that makes Ronald Knox’s chapter in The Floating Admiral (1931) look like a model of brevity, and then something probably happens in the final chapter but I doubt it was interesting.
As someone who has come to genuinely delight in the routine of the Golden Age, I’m able to see in The Eye in the Museum what renders this style of book so tedious for those of you unfortunate enough not to share my joy in the works of Freeman Wills Crofts, R. Austin Freeman, and others. Crofts is a celebration of ingenuity and doggedness combined, and Freeman takes the scientific method to glorious heights of insight, and in both cases you have a wonderful sense of the detective working the case and what they feel as each step is made, be it forwards, sideways, or backwards. Of Superintendent Ross, I can tell you nothing: he seems unable to keep his feelings off his face (until he can) which is most certainly not a deliberate ploy (except when it is), and he never evinces any confidence that he has any clue about what’s going on (until he does, often retrospectively, often in frank contradiction to his behaviour up to that point). The best I can say is that he’s at least able to hare about after someone when they’ve been pointed out to him, but surely promotion (he’s a Superintendent!!) relies on more than being good in a chase…
I’m not sure even Driffield could have saved this — and the Driffield books are far from perfect, but at least they’re interesting failures when they fail — but based on this and The Four Defences (1940), Connington was a long, long, long way from his best when someone other than Sir Clinton was driving things. I should have read between the lines when Curtis Evans’ characteristically comprehensive introduction says of the two Ross novels that “the railway material in The Two Tickets Puzzle is particularly effective and should have appeal today” — careful perusal reveals no mention of The Eye in The Museum for, I realise now, good reason. I’m encouraged that Connington would later reflect in a private correspondence that “I don’t reckon it was one of my best”, but were I to encounter this early on as an example of his work it’d be a long time before I returned, as borne out by the two years that passed between my reading The Four Defences and The Sweepstake Murders (1931). Crikey, had I read Defences and then this, I may never have returned.
Learn from my mistake, and go elsewhere.
J.J. Connington on The Invisible Event
Death at Swaythling Court (1926)
The Dangerfield Talisman (1926)
Featuring Sir Clinton Driffield:
Featuring Superintendent Ross:
Featuring Mark Brandon:
The Four Defences (1940)
18 thoughts on “#794: The Eye in the Museum (1929) by J.J. Connington”
Read another! Read another! I love you so much when you suffer!!! 😉
Connington’s done enough good elsewhere to keep me reading — and, hell, I own all but two of them now — but, yeesh, this was hard going. At lest Ross’ second adventure can’t be any worse.
Wrong! Two TIckets is tedious train time tables.
I enjoyed this a lot more than you did, but I think I’m more partial to Connington’s writing in general than you are anyway – I’ve not had a bad time with any of his stuff to date.
I’ll admit some of the stuff with the IOUs and so on was bordering on the tedious but the book as a whole worked just fine for me.
Everyone enjoyed this more than I did 😄
Everyone puts out at least one boring book, right? And I sort of want to commend Connington’s willingness to try something different…but did it have to be so sedentary? The fact that the detection is almost entirely a posteriori — Ross really seems to know nothing until he’s told who the culprit is — could even be an interesting wrinkle, but even that feels like Connington having no idea how to bring his clues to the attention of his investigator.
Man, this was frustrating…! I’m glad you didn’t have to suffer it as I did 🙂
Driffield is a far better lead ‘tec in every way. I understand that authors can get fed up writing about the same characters all the time and so want to mix thing up occasionally, but it doesn’t always work out as well as it might.
At least there was no Squire Wendover in this one, I suppose… 😀
Thanks for the review. This was one of the first few Connington titles I read – which might explain why I haven’t returned much to his writing since then! I don’t recall feeling impressed, but don’t recall feeling repulsed either. 🤔 All I recall was that the ending wasn’t especially clued – not to say fairly clued. 😑
I have enjoyed him elsewhere — Jack-in-the-Box is a great little book — but I can see this putting someone off. I’m glad that I’ve read enough of him already to put this down to experience, but imagine if I’d started my reading of the 16 Conningtons I’d bought last year with his short Supt. Ross series….
Maybe I won’t try The Two Tickets Puzzle next, eh?
I enjoyed THE TWO TICKETS PUZZLE quite a bit. Although I have to admit that it would have been even better with Sir Clinton Driffield rather than Ross.
Cool, good to know. I’m encouraged by Curt’s comments in the introduction that TTTP might be a better book — I’m going to read it anyway, as I already own it, but I’m heartened by two people liking it more than this, at the very least 🙂
A rare 1 out of 5! It must be bad! I have only tried Connington a couple of times and they have been okay reads, and I wouldn’t rule out trying something from him again, but at the same time he is not a writer I am urgently seeking more to read by.
Yeah, at present I don’t think Connington is quite your kind of thing. But at least if you do come back to him it’ll only take you about 2 hours to read one onf his novels and find out how you feel, and you won’t waste the four days I have to when reaidng most books at present 😀
If your summary of Ross’ investigation is accurate, it sounds like watching someone else fastidiously clean up the dialogue tree of a bad videogame. Given how little you talked about what actually happens in the book, I wonder if you could get it down to short-story or at least novella length by chopping out all the Marsh-dragging.
Ah! Thank-you for reminding me — yes, the essential piece of misdirection to make an innocent appear guilty is exactly the sort of thing one would expect from a short story, not a full novel. I had meant to say that in my review, but the effort of writing about it at all pushed it from my mind.
After 12 pages, it would have been fine — nothing remarkable, but perfectly adequate and forgotten in the weeks to follow. As the coup de grace of a whole novel, however, it lingers in the memory for all the wrong reasons…
I have read this, but I can’t remember a thing about it. Obviously it didn’t make much impression.
Have you read The Case with 9 Solutions yet?
Nine Solutions was in fact my very first Connington, back in my pre-blog days. I remember enjoying it if not exactly being blown away, but the manner in which the poisoning occurs has stuck with me bwecause of a) hoe unfamiliar the principle was (and sort of still is…) and b) how gosh-darned clever it seemed to me that someone would look at those two things and go “Hey, hang on a minute. I could fuck up someone’s shit here…”.
I got the book in paperback as part of the Connington Tranche I bought at the start of l*ckd*wn last year, and intend to reread and review it in due course. It might be a while, but I’ll definitely get my thoughts on record at some point.