Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to talk about the 1938 impossible crime novel Invisible Weapons by John Rhode, one of the many noms de plume of Cecil John Charles Street. We — and by “we” I mean myself and Aidan, who blogs at a frankly prodigious rate over at Mysteries Ahoy! — shall be doing this with many and much spoilers, and from this point on will give away, like, everything.
The reader is warned…

“Aaah! Spoilers!”
I liked the pace of this as it moved along fine and I had issues with the chance discoveries – I too felt they kept the story moving when a more Crofts-like approach would have buried the whole thing in the kind of plodding (if realistic) procedure that kills a story stone dead for me.
Is it a locked room mystery – I think so as the window part didn’t trouble me. There has, after all, to be a solution that makes the thing physically possible. If anything, I thought the whole setup and execution of the first murder was way to tricky and needed too many factors to fall into place at the right time and in the right order. And then I’m never all that enamored of solutions involving projectiles which (ice, salt) can dissolve. I can think of at least one Carter Dickson book, which I otherwise love, that uses a trick like that and I don’t really buy it.
I had spotted the killer early enough, simply because his character as an apparent stuffed shirt and an utter prig suggested it. Remember the first victim was, by all accounts, a judgmental tightwad and something of a lazy git, and he came to a sticky end.
On to the detectives.I was deeply unimpressed by the policeman in the only other book by this writer I’ve so far read – Death in the Tunnel using the Miles Burton pseudonym – and felt he was not only seriously stupid but unnecessarily pig-headed too. Jimmy Waghorn (yes, a quite shockingly awful name in every respect) is better even if he’s still not the sharpest knife in the kitchen. Hanslet had seniority, and while he’s not just as big a rube as Inspector Arnold in “Tunnel”, he comes across as a closed-minded dullard and you wonder how on Earth he attained the rank he holds. Priestley was fine and I actually found him rather refreshing.
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Yeah, it seems that we’re in pretty consdierable agreement here, Colin, apart from your assertion about Crofts. 🙂 I think this reputation that Crofts has for “plodding” isn’t entirely fair — a lot of what French does is very perceptive, and that level of rigour brought to bear on a physical problem is something I find rather thrilling (I don’t expct evryone to agree, though…). It’s not as if he strings out deductions that are obvious in the way a lot of other authors frequently do…but then we’re into a very different conversation from the one we should be having!
I’m absolutely with you on Inspector Arnold in Death in the Tunnel — there are times that he comes across like a complete arse-biscuit, and you wonder how and why anyone helps him at all: how because he seems so close-minded and why because he’s so very unpleasant. Waghorn and Hanslet may not be the sharpest tools in the shed, but at least they seem like decent folk.
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I know,, I was being a bit unfair on Crofts and my recent experience with him has been more positive so I was ribbing a bit. Tat said, I don’t mind a bit of good fortune or lucky timing aiding a detective as I don’t think it’s too far removed from reality for a the odd coincidence or a chance incident helping someone out.
I’ kind of liked Jimmy as he seemed to have his heart (if not always his brain) in the right place but I feel the jury is still out for Hanslet.. I don’t say he was as much of a tool as Arnold but I did feel he was nudging in that direction. I’d need to read more material with him before I could say one way or another.
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Either way, I think we can agree that Rhode/Burton seems far more interested in his genius amateurs than he does his professional policemen…!
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Indeed, and and I didn’t mind Priestley at all – I’ll try to read more with him and I have a copy of The Motor Rally Mystery sitting on my shelf as it happens. I don’t particularly care if I never read another Merriman story though.
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Yeah, Priestley and his cohorts do seem to be the A-Team from Street. Mystery at Olympia is one of the reprints in this series and sounds like it could be fun — I think I’ll head there next with Rhode. Perhaps more will follow, too, which would be nice.
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I may pick that up too, and these reprints are rather nice editions – well bound and an attractive font to boot – so I’ not be averse to seeing a few more.
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Merrion, not Merriman. How many have you read, as Death In The Tunnel is by no means the high point.
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Yes, my mistake on the name. So far, taht’s the only title by Burton I’ve read. While I didn’t think it was terrible I did have some problems with the book – the obtuse and unpleasant Arnold being one of the most notable.
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Jeepers, avoid A Smell of Smoke at all costs, then…
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I think that Rhode gave himself a lot of plot to get through which does explain, if not excuse, the elements of chance he uses. The other Rhode/Burton books I have read do not feature so many chance discoveries.
Thanks for sharing your thoughts about whether we can call this a locked room. I agree with you that it is hard to see why the murderer would devise such a complex plot with so many elements that need to work correctly.
I hadnt given much thought to the question of whether the first victim was a deserving corpse but it’s interesting that Rhode seems to think both Fransham and the Doctor represent two extremes of money management. His niece meanwhile is treated as a child and we may question whether Fransham’s choice to put the money in trust would have resulted in greater happiness for her.
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This book wasn’t exactly chock full of likeable characters, was it? Jimmy was fine and so was Priestley but few others came off all that well. The second victim sounded like a bit of an old rip but that’s not necessarily a bad thing, and I reckon the “elderly” chauffeur Coates was a bit maligned, – most of the others were presented in a not very flattering light though.
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True. Even the lawyer comes off as an incorrigible grump and is far too quick to think the worst of the doctor…
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Quite, and he didn’t seem all that bright either.
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I liked Branstock, for what it’s worth. The idea of him being almost over-social and throwing these wild shindigs much to the disdain of his young charge amused me hugely. After all, it’s usually the other way around.
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Agreed. In a book where so many characters seemed to frown on the notion of spending a (inherited) penny on such base pursuits as having fun he came across as a real breath of fresh air.
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And he takes care of a stepson financially that he could easily have ignored him after his wife died. Had he behaved with callous indifference he probably would have lived to a ripe(r) old age…
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…but everyone knows that a woman with money isn’t safe in the GADniverse. Good heavens, you can’t trust those pretty little things to take on any fiscal responsibility — hurrum, my good sir!
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The point that the killer wouldn’t have been able to see to take aim surely applies equally in a locked-room mystery that is widely regarded as a classic (I’m sure you’ll know which one I mean)…
And how do you feel about the cover art?
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If we’re thinking about the same book, I’d say that in that case the killer was much closer to the apeture than here — here’s he’s a nine foot-wide driveway away and a few feet in the air, increasing the chance of the shot going awry when taken “blind”. In…the other book…they’re right up against the gap they’re firing through. But, yeah, it’s still a blind shot. Always a risk.
Controversially, I love this cover art. I know it’s ridiculous and looks a little silly, but you can be in no doubt that it’s something from this era when you pick it up. The other Rhodes reissued by Harper also have their original cover art, and I hope this is a trend that continues. It was such an evocative era for book design, I’m really enjoying seeing these covers back in shops and on my shelves.
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I like this cover art too, and at least you can’t accuse it of containing a spoiler – unlike my copy of Dead of the Night (aka Night Exercise). Unfortunately not all GAD art is this good – Bricklayer’s Arms has one of the worst covers I’ve seen, and if anyone reprints that one (which would improve Waghorn’s reputation, as he solves it himself with no real help from the prof) they really should get a new one.
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Is Bricklayer’s Arms (not the most exciting title, is it!) the one with the predominantly yellow cover? If so, I wouldn’t say it’s that bad and I’ve most certainly seen worse.
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Yeah, I looked it up online and — always assuming that is the over we’re talking about here — I actually quite like it. But then I do have a sort of…the best I can dois “nostalgia” even though that’s not correct…for this era of book design. There’s an earnestness in the graphics used that warms my heart, in stark contrast to how the more impressionistic cover designs of today (a tree by a window, possibly rain on the window, and a shadowy figure in the background — there you go, that’s every unreliable narrator book from the last five years) leaves me utterly cold.
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That’s about the way I feel too. Blurry monochrome photograph of a figure in the middle distance, turned away or walking away, just makes me want to put a book right back on the shelf.
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Spoilers in cover art is infuriating. There’s a Carr novel and a Crispin that suffer from this, and you honestly have to wonder what the hell happened there. It’s tantamount to putting “The novel where X is the killer!” on the cover, and everyone responsible for this sort of thing should be, I dunno…I’d say “spoiled on every book they ever intend to read”, but evidently that wouldn’t phase them.
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In which case, avoid the original cover of Rhode’s Mystery at Greycombe Farm. Just saying…
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I love the cover art though I am tempted to digitally add things like nunchucks or sub sandwiches between those hands…
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It’s not the design that’s the problem for me, but the poor execution (this may not be evident when viewed at less than full size).
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Haha, well I suppose you can console yourself over the disappointment of having to look at it full size by considering how fortunate you are to have tracked down a copy of the book… 🙂
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OK, my turn to pitch in.
First off, the impossible murder is not great in my opinion. As you point out, it needs a) pinpoint accuracy with an abnormally shaped missile and an unreliable weapon (despite the practice), b) a ridiculous amount of luck for the missile to be fatal, ill health or not and c) the victim to choose to be in place at the right time.
To pick on a couple of other points, Jimmy is always called Jimmy throughout the series. By the end, he is Superintendent Waghorn (Hanslet retires before the war, comes back during the war, and then joins Priestley’s inner circle while Waghorn does the investigating). Indeed, in a newspaper promo for the later Murder At Derivale, it is referred to as “a Jimmy Waghorn mystery”. At the time, Jimmy was used a lot more as an adult name – clearly he chooses to be called by it.
Jimmy’s not on best form, in my opinion, here, as he needs Priestley to point out that the mysterious person wearing the tramp’s coat MIGHT NOT BE THE TRAMP! It’s common for Priestley to point out a little thing that Waghorn might have missed but it’s usually not this obvious.
Overall – I don’t think this is top drawer Rhode, like Death In The Tunnel isn’t top drawer Burton, although it’s probably in the second quartile. Mystery At Olympia is certainly on a par with this one, if not a little better, but I wish the Crime Club would reprint the titles that really show Rhode at his best, like The Robthorne Mystery or Death On The Board.
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I did think that our murderer would have been just as undetectable as a killer if he had put on a silly moustache and a slightly unusual hat and knifed him in the street. The whole point that he lacks a direct motive does not require this much preparation though I can see the benefit of getting the two crimes investigated by two different police forces (I imagine he was not anticipating that the local force would call in the Yard for the first murder).
One thing I wondered about when reading Death at Breakfast was whether we are supposed to see a generational and training difference between Waghorn and Hanslet. Presumably given when he was introduced Waghorn was a product of Hendon and so a graduate while Hanslet presumably trained within the force. In that story Waghorn certainly seems a sharper and more creative thinker than his supervisor, even if he is badly off form here.
Murder at Olympia is probably next on my pile for Rhode so, given I enjoyed this, I am pleased to hear you consider that to be as least as good. Hopefully more Crime Club releases will follow!
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Unfortunately Hendon’s First Case is one of the earliest Rhode titles that I don’t own. The impression that I have is that he is a dynamic young whipper snapper to complement Hanslet’s experience – he saves Hanslet’s life from the killer on more than one occasion – but I haven’t read too many where they are together for any length of time.
As for your first point… isn’t that true of at least 50% of Golden Age crime?
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I do appreciate that Waghorn and Hanslet work so constructively together and there is a sense that he is being allowed to use his initiative to grow. I am curious to read some of the later stories where he has become Superintendent to see how the dynamic changes.
And yes, you are quite right about how this reflects GAD more broadly. I think what makes this a little different is that it is rarely to have a situation where the killer is not really known to the victim. Point taken though!
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There aren’t many books with them both on the case. Jimmy arrives in 1935. By the war, Hanslet has retired, so soon after 1938’s Invisible Weapons. He returns during the War books as Jimmy is on secondment to the War effort. I can’t cite the exact books but Waghorn is the sole sleuth in 1940’s Death On The Boat Train but Hanslet is back for 1943’s Dead On The Track. No idea about the books in between, as they are some of the hardest to get hold of. Men Die At Cyprus Lodge (1943) has them both, as Jimmy’s hunting for spies while Hanslet investigates a murder. No idea about the next book but in 1944’s Vegetable Duck, Jimmy is back in the saddle and Hanslet has retired again. Thereafter Hanslet only ever surfaces in the meetings with Priestley as one of his brain-trust.
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Interesting. Thanks for sharing that information. It is interesting that these rereleases included several joint cases if they are exceptions to the norm.
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50%? More like 80%!
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I think the problem with this impossible crime setup is that it’s made deliberately complex by the criminal. For me, the best impossible crimes have always been those where the impossibility only arose by chance – that is the criminal wasn’t planning on creating a situation to purposely bewilder the police as regards how it was all done. Sure the murderer will want to do his/her best to conceal their identity but deliberately coming up with schemes to make the investigators scratch their heads over the question of how steers us into a very artificial place. In this case there was no reason for the killer to engineer (and that’s precisely what he does) a situation which is guaranteed to have the police concentrating extra hard.
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I can only think that he was anxious to make sure that only the Doctor might be implicated but in doing so he made the case more memorable for the police involved. If the police didn’t connect the two crimes he may have stood a better chance of getting away with it.
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Exactly! I would have thought a criminal’s main aim would be to get away with it, and what better way to do that than lull the authorities into believing nothing untoward (or as little as possible anyway) occurred. This kind of stuff, on the other hand, is bound to grab the attention of even the most unimaginative investigator. I like it when an apparent impossibility only arose as a result of some random and unpredictable event.
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That is part of the genius of the (much better conceived) second murder. I think Rhode comes up with a clever way of making it look like an accidental death rather than murder.
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I agree. There was a credibility to that which made it feel much more satisfactory in narrative terms.
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in fact, it’s such a superbly undetectable murder method that the killer has to leave the pipe there just so we can ascertain that it is murder. Which is probably the part of the whole book that irritates me the most…!
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Yeah, the need for the first crime to be impossible — or to be committed in the way it was — eludes me somewhat. The method of the second crime is very well justified, but I think the first one is just Rhode being clever. Not that I mind a GAD author being clever, it just doesn’t bear much scrutiny for all its ingenuity.
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See my other reply: I reckon the real ingenuity on the part of an author takes place when he comes up with a tricky impossible situation and shows that it was mostly accident and wasn’t actually supposed to appear as such in the first place.
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Aah, Colin, you’d love Derek Smith’s Whistle Up the Devil, then…
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Yeah? There’s a copy of that at my parents’ place, but I won’t be back there till the second half of June – I shall keep it in mind though.
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I’m pleased that Olympia is roughly on par with this, because I ejoyed this and that one sounds like it could be equally as entertaining. You’ll feel the weirdness of these particular titles being chosen in the same way that the smattering of Carrs available at present mystifies the hell out of me. But, well, at least some of them show him doing what he does well (for both authors, I suppose).
Could I trouble you for a top 5 Priestley of those you’ve read?
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In no particular order; Peril At Cranbury Hall, The Robthorne Mystery, Death Sits On The Board, House At Tollard Ridge and Death In The Hop-Fields. All for different reasons…
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Many thanks!
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Hopfields, Robthorne & Board are available on the Internet Archive – my gut feeling is that we might disagree on the merits of the first one.
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Interesting point about first names… there are a few (adult) series sleuths who get this treatment from their writers. Ellery Queen, Roger Sheringham, Asey Mayo, Leonidas Witherall, Nigel Strangeways, Ben Safford… I think we could count Sir Henry Merrivale too, since “H.M.” is not just a set of initials, but a nickname people call him.
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Never thought about it with Ellery Queen, but I always saw Berkeley calling Sheringham “Roger” as a deliberate attempt to further undermine his detective, and had meant to mention this to Aidan in my comments above. Thanks for the reminder.
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Hanslet is in Death on the Boat Train. I think in the wartime books Rhode usually manages to shoehorn both Jimmy and Hanslet in there, even if one of them just has a very small role.
Interesting discussion, a few years ago I never thought I would see such a detailed one on the net about Street’s books! Having read all the books I definitely have my favorites and have let HarperCollins know my own recommendations, but I didn’t have any input whatever into this group.
Mystery at Olympia is a fun book, though not at the top, I think. Paddington is not good, imo, as anyone who has read Masters will know, but I suppose they wanted to go with Dr. P.’s debut.
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I think I’ll head to Olympia next if only because — for reasons I cannot even begin to explain — Death at Breakfast doesn’t appeal to me. Yes, it’s entirely irrational. I make no defence of this.
And, yeah, my understanding is that Paddington is not the most successful of books. Perhaps one to save for if/when I’ve been bitten in the same way as Puzzle Doctor…
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Death at Breakfast has some problems.
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Death at Breakfast has some problems.
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So would Mystery at Olympia be your suggested next calling point for me as a relative Street neophite?
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Yes.
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Superb, thanks for taking the time to come back and confirm.
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