#85: Policeman’s Holiday (1937) by Rupert Penny

Policeman's Holiday“If a man’s mind be wandering,” said Francis Bacon, “let him study the mathematics”.  Well, the mathematics take up an unreasonably large amount of my time as it is, and for me nothing helps my wandering mind quite like classic detective fiction.  So, with 2016 having been an underwhelming year in books so far, and coming back off a 2 month hiatus with my hand injury, I’m keen to get a bit of enthusiasm back into my reading.  Hence I shall spend the next little while focussing on the sure-fire hits in my collection: expect much Max Afford, Leo Bruce, John Dickson Carr, Agatha Christie, Paul Halter and others, as well as some classic locked room nonplussing, in the weeks to come while I try to reorient myself within my chosen enthusiasm.

And there’s frankly no better place to start than with the wonderful Rupert Penny, pen name of Ernest Charles Basil Thornett and puzzle plotter extraordinnaire who has been brought back into print by the wonderful Ramble House.  This is the second of Penny’s Chief-Inspector Edward Beale books, and concerns the death of a philanthropist and puzzle-writer found hanging by the neck from a tree in the Dorset woodland.  Clearly it must be suicide, but the man was well-known locally and no motive for suicide can be unearthed.  It seems an unlikley accident, however, so the only other option must be murder.  Right?  With the locals uncertain, Beale is asked to cancel the leave he has planned and head down to Dorset to investigate.  And, of course, since his good friend Tony Purdon was due to go on holiday with him, he might as well tag along too…

Tony Purdon is one of my favourite narrators in crime fiction – unshowy enough to just get on an tell you the story, and yet realised in tiny moments of not quite wanting to dwell on his own flaws in a manner that’s far more charming than obnoxious (the golf trick here, for instance, or his being last on he scene at a moment of crisis because “I’m not very good at running”).  Chapter 3, in which Beale and Purdon meet the people involved for the first time, is joyfully hilarious – full of the sharp corners of the characters cracking against each other at each turn and Purdon’s own internal monologue and dry observations – but this is then topped by the awful, dark comedy of the two investigators discussing with the dead man’s widow the various permutations of murder and suicide.  The sheer amount of character-work done in these pages is staggering, and if it’s not quite picked up again in the same way it at least shows a versatility that is a huge step on from Penny’s debut.

Then the puzzling starts, and it’s so perfectly complex that you really have to just let it wash over you – the different coloured suits, the contradictions to the medical evidence, the who was where at which time, and the necessarily suspicious behaviour of just about everyone involved…here again is a huge leap from The Talkatvie Policeman – where that book rattled out staccato occurrences to be cleared up one by one, this stirs them into an unholy stew of resolving one only for further unanswered questions to arise.  And it’s here that the character of Beale really shines: his astute and perceptive reasoning – at times he’s honest enough to admit that he’s simply guessing – carries you through the possible combinations, never losing sight of the fact that they are guesses, but usually coming out with something concrete by sheer weight of implication.  Give this man one solid fact and, honestly, I’d put my money on him out-deducing Ellery Queen.

If there is a flaw in all this puzzling, it’s that the central plot – while beautifully complex if, perhaps inevitably, reliant on one large coincidence – lacks a clear “Oh my god!” moment on which you can hang how thoroughly hoodwinked you’ve been (compare it with his later Policeman’s Evidence, for instance, which ties its main moment of misdirection into the structure of the novel perfectly).  And, hey, Penny does a marvellous job keeping the number of outlandish coincidences below two: plenty of other authors would allow them to stack up and up, but he builds spectacularly from that one point in a way that unfolds with pin-sharp precision come the explanation.

So, puzzle fans rejoice!  If you like your plots complex, your characterisation on the dry side of subtle, your policemen human, and your clues fairly and liberally scattered, well, Penny is the man for you.  What it lacks in streamlining at times, it more than makes up for in sheer fun and scope.  If all classic detective fiction was this good, it would never have gone out of style in the first place…

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John Norris has also tackled this one over at Pretty Sinister, and you can check out my other Penny reviews below; more will follow – Penny is one of my favourite finds, and I’m very keen to spread the word!

1. The Talkative Policeman (1936)
2. Policeman’s Holiday (1937)
3. Policeman in Armour (1937)
4. The Lucky Policeman (1938)
5. Policeman’s Evidence (1938)
6. She Had To Have Gas (1939)
7. Sweet Poison (1940)
8. Sealed Room Murder (1941)
9. Cut and Run [writing as Martin Tanner] (1941)


I submit this review for the Golden Age Vintage Cover Scavenger Hunt at My Reader’s Block under the category Rope/Hangman’s Noose.

27 thoughts on “#85: Policeman’s Holiday (1937) by Rupert Penny

  1. Your review of this does make it sound tempting but then I remember how painful reading The Sealed Room was (where the ending had about 7 diagrams and was reading more like a manual) and I feel less convinced. Perhaps I am once bitten, twice shy.


    • Haha, no you’re definitely misremembering – Sealed Room Murder is a puzzlers’ and plotters’ delight. Fully understand your reticence, though – plenty of authors I won’t touch again after one book by them that failed to meet my expectations/hopes/needs…


  2. I’m glad YOU had fun! My copy of Policeman’s Evidence is still sitting on the shelf, glowing ominously. I need more time before I will try and tackle it again. There’s dry, and then there’s . . . dry.


    • I fully acknowledge Penny ain’t for everyone, but I just don’t see the basis for these assertions of dryness – weird, innit? We’ve read the exact same book and – fine, the plotting or the construction is a matter of taste – somehow where I find it completely charming and a textbook example of the kind of puzzle I’d expect everyone to love, you just find it a textbook. 🙂

      I appreciate the characters aren’t the most fully-developed (though I think Penny actually has this in common with Christie, that they appear to be archetypes but are actually more rounded when it matters), but Beale and Tony Purdon play off each other so beautifully, with so much mutual respect and sly wit, that I’m not sure how anyone can’t love it. This happens all the time – Harriet Rutland’s Bleeding Hooks left me utterly cold amidst an online upswell of positive opinion – so it’s not like I’m stamping my foot and crying foul – it’s just one of the things I’ve come to love most about this opinion-sharing.

      My point? I’m not sure I have one, I’m just sorry this one didn’t work out for you. But, hey, we’ll always have Norman Berrow…


  3. More Penny to try! 😀 I was disappointed that Talkative Policeman did not receive a good rating, so I’m glad that Policeman’s Evidence turns out to be a strong entry to the series.

    *scurries off to seek a cheap copy*


    • For anyone waiting to be convinced, this is a preferable place to go over TTP – but that first book is worth checking out in due course; there’s a moment of fabulous revelation, and Beale is again on quietly brilliant form putting things together in his speculative way…it has no more flaws than the typical first novel of any puzzle plotter. But it is delightful to see that promise so fully-realised in Pdeny’s later works.


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  5. I’ve read your review before, but it’s nice re-reading it having just finished the novel for myself, and being able to tie specific observations you raised to concrete details.

    I’ve always assumed that ‘Policeman’s Evidence’ was the second novel, and that by reading ‘Policeman’s Holiday’ after that I was adhering to the chronology of publication – only to discover that I was wrong. And so what surprised me was that ‘Policeman’s Holiday’ came across as better written and characterised of the two novels. In ‘Policeman’s Holiday’, Beale mocks Pardon for his poor grammar and syntax – if anything, Purdon’s style seems to have undergone even further degeneration in ‘Policeman’s Evidence’.

    But I agree with you that ‘Policeman’s Evidence’ boasts of a better puzzle and solution; if ‘Policeman’s Holiday’ is just as convoluted, it isn’t quite as astounding. I, too, remember a key moment in Beale’s explanation in ‘Policeman’s Holiday’ where my jaw dropped and found myself ‘thoroughly hoodwinked’. I thought ‘Policeman’s Holiday’ had a very strong puzzle and solution – just not quite as excellent as what Penny would have gone on to achieve later on.

    If Kate ever gets to read this message – I think she might find it worthwhile to give Penny a second shot with ‘Policeman’s Holiday’ or ‘Policeman’s Evidence’. ‘Holiday’ is probably the superior novel, while ‘Evidence’ is surely the superior puzzle – and without having to rely on innumerable floor maps!


    • One more thing – something that impressed me was the way Penny did not plump for the most obvious choice of the ‘least obvious culprit’. After reading a couple of novels by Halter, I was wondering if Penny would go for a certain individual as the culprit – but was relieved that a different rabbit was pulled out of the hat. 😀 Not sure if I’m making sense??

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    • The book is STILL sitting like a lump on my shelf. But Jonathan, you make it a bit more tempting for me to give it another try. I just found the prose at the start leaden . . .

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      • Well, come back to it after something you really enjooy, perhaps, when you’re in the mood for a (potentially) less brilliant book. Or just stop taking my word as gospel, I suppose; look how Halter turned out, after all…

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        • Brad, I definitely think you should give Rupert Penny another go. Am I right in thinking that the only Penny title you’ve so far read is ‘Sealed Room Murder’? The puzzles in the ‘Policeman’ series are no less intricately conceived, but the solutions are certainly not as convoluted. 😀

          No doubt Penny isn’t the most eloquent or engaging writer, but there are sufficient touches of humour in both ‘Policeman Evidence’ and ‘Policeman’s Holiday’ to keep me going. I think of the two ‘Policeman’s Evidence’ is less well-written, but once I got past the first one-third I found the narrative manageable.

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          • That’s what I need to know, Jonathan. I haven’t read ANY Penny yet, except for the first five or ten pages of “Policeman’s Evidence,” which seemed awfully dry to me. Someday I will get back to it, I promise!


    • Really pleased you enjoyed this, not least because it validates my own ;ove of Penny in the face of mounting opposition. I agree that the progression from Talkative to Holiday to Evidence is very marked in terms of puzzle — it’ll be itneresting to see how that’s maintained between here and Sealed Room Murder: is there a complete duffer in there?! The not knowing, given that so many authors have an accepted perspective on so many of their books, is actually quite exciting.

      Look forward to sharing more opinions on Penny as we progress. 🙂


      • JJ, regarding the message about “least likely culprit”, I was probably feeling sensitive as that particular category of character turned out to be the culprit for a few Halter, Queen, even *gasp* Carr books I read recently.

        I still have ‘Lucky Policeman’, ‘Policeman in Armour’ and ‘Sealed Room Murder’ on the shelf. 😀


        • Ha, yeah, the natire of this type of book does tend to lead to some repetition in that regard, doesn’t it? I’ve been there before, where the same type of character is carefully exposed to and shielded from suspicion in the same kind of way…so clearly they’re the guilty one. BUt I’m glad it orked in your favour this time, always nice when that happens (I had he same experience with Murder at the Vicarage, in fact).


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  8. I’ve been too busy to review this one, so you get my comments.

    Penny’s a great author – I seriously don’t get where any negative opinion comes from – and in a sense, this feels like the most “detective” novel of the four that I’ve read. I love the setup in the country house and the way that the investigation unfolds. The first third in particular is Penny in top form.

    Penny’s writing is engrossing, as always (perhaps best in The Lucky Policeman). If this falters it’s in that the core mystery appears to be wrapped up a third of the way through, and the subsequent investigation really doesn’t contribute much for the rest of the novel. There’s no big puzzle to hang things on (as opposed to The Sealed Room or Policeman’s Evidence) and the core mystery is just that things don’t quite fit.

    Of course, it pays off with a complete twist in the end – and a big laugh when you think about how things unfolded – but as you say, there’s no “wow” moment. Still better than at least 80% of what I read that isn’t by Carr, Brand, or Christie.


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